it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Are we still banned from the library?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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