dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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