hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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