How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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