I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
