I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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