what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
