kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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