i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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