that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Your penis caused this!
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