My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I deserve this hangover.
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