i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
We're too hungover to prance.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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