We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
last night I used snow as a chaser
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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