i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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