With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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