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(301): View more from Maryland

Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.

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(616): View more from Michigan

And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.

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(786): View more from Florida

my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao

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(602): View more from Arizona

It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass

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(406): View more from Montana

I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage

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(216): View more from Ohio

Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.

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(909): View more from California

If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that

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