And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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