"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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