Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's never too late to be topless.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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