It's Friday. Sex?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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