I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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