But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
