either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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