Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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