Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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