And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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