just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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