The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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