Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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