windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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