Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Randomize
