can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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