We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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