2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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