she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
The power of my boobs compel you
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