hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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