Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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