whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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