Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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