so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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