We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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