a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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