i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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