What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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