don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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