shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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