Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
