then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Please don't give away my fajitas
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
try to milk me bitch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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