if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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