Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
